Friday, 31 October 2008

hey... just went on Facebook there and got introduced to live chat... not the kind of live chat that you get odd emails about... "I have a web cam and I'm alone and randy, wanna live chat" sort of thing... but more the IM ( I'm told that's what it's called)...  There's a guy called Gary Curtin (I'm afraid he'd heard all the gags before, and wasn't impressed with mine) has recorded a few of mine songs...mine songs? I mean my songs... check them out if you get the chance.  I wouldn't want to be spending too much time on Facebook mind you... you could piss away a lot of precious time, that's for sure...  As Van Morrison says "Precious time is slipping away..."  ...bet he doesn't piss about with live chat... to busy being wonderful I should imagine.

I was round at my local tonight... it was wonderful!!! I can't wait for Joanne to get back so she can come and see it (she's in Belfast)!  It like a real life East Enders, but without the boring house scene bits... in fact all of the bits in East Enders are horrifically boring, but if you imagine a pub like the Queen Vic, and what would actually go on in there, it's this place.  They had a band on, playing blues and folk all night.  A guitar player and a Violin player.  The latter had a teddy boy, slicked back hari-do and a pencil thin moustache… he was 54 but only looked 44 (he told me his age)…  there was a woman there that looked like a “who” from one of the Doctor Seuss stories.  She was vay vay drunk, and dancing like a badly controlled puppet.  What a wonderful site it was though… she made me happy to watch.  I told her I thought she was a wonderful dancer, and that set her off for the night… every time she passed me she wiggled her hips the whole way through the room and out the door for a good pull on a Mayfair light…

I was there with a friend called Nahim (pronounced Na-eem, case you’re wondering) and we took in the vista with much delight and played pool… I won! Cha ching!!!!


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